Vasteroids

# Chapter 1 No Pad! No no no no! I'm not going to listen to another one of your crazy ideas. I'm not in the mood. Anyhow, I'm still recovering from your carrot wine concoction! You should have warned me! After just one glass! One glass, I lost all feeling in my tongue! You need to warn people before you let them even try your home made wines. I'm not even sure that what you gave is classified as a wine. Okay, Pad said reluctanly, I know the carrot wine idea was a bit crazy, but this is different, I'm telling you! I've got some sort of, offf, hmmm... vampishy creaturish thing renting out one of my spare rooms... I need to tell someone. From what I can make out, he's not from this world. Listen to me!! I'm telli... *Bang!* Before Paddy could say anymore, Mike slammed his front door shut, leaving Paddy standing outside in the cold dark rain - feeling cold and miserable. Paddy banged on the door for a while - before eventually giving up and moving onto plan-B! Which he was thinking up at that very moment. I can't spend all night out here in the rain, I'm going to freeze to death. And if I go to the police station in the village, they'll only make fun of me. I'm going back home! And if he (or it), gives me any trouble, I'm going to hit it with my spade! Instead, Paddy went to the police station.
About an hour later, when Paddy finally got to the police station, he was at the front desk arguing with the desk sargent. Look sargent, said Paddy, I want to report a vampire! And don't look at me like that. I'm serious! Paddy my old mate, why did you even rent the room out to him in the first place, if you thought he was a vampire? He seemed fine enough when knocked on the door asking about the room - and he looked quiet - was just later on, when I I caught him sucking on tomatoes in the kitchen. Big giant fangs! Bloodshot eyes! I think if I ask him to leave, he'll ...he'll... do something The sargent was was eyeing up Paddy suspiciously, then he leaned over the desk slowly, and almost so his face touched Paddy's - then he slow tone he whispered - "I can't seem to smell it on you, but have you been drinking that carrot wine?" "Whattt!!!" Shrieked Paddy!